The planet is just fine

Enjoy this splendid speech by Ellen DeGeneres:

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• How soon not now, becomes never.
• You are the answer to your problems; everything else is a resource.
• Do not wait to be beautiful. Be your beautiful, authentic self right now.
• Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
• Few people blame themselves until they have exhausted all other possibilities.
• I heard a telling comment recently: If you torture numbers long enough, you can make them say anything.
• In spite of cost of living, it is still popular.
• Forget about jets, racing cars and speed boats. Nothing goes as fast as middle age.
• It's not how your age matters. It's how your matter ages.
• Many of us don't know what poor losers we are until we start dieting.
• Every man is a fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists of not exceeding the limit.
• The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby.
• Only a mediocre person is always at his best.
• Experience is what enables you to make the same mistake twice without getting caught.
• The measure of a man's character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out.
• A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
• The biggest difference between a man and a boy is the cost of their toys.
• I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrort that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.
• A husband who says he is boss in his own house is probably a liar about other things, too.
• Self-hugging motivates us to confuse our individual nature with human nature.
• People with a strong basic desire for power expect to be appreciated for giving others what they consider to be helpful advice.
• When people learn that a particular lifestyle makes them happy, they think they have learned something about human nature, when in reality they have only learned something about themselves.